Coming out:

I am very sorry for being heterosexual. It wasn’t my decision. I have to admit that I am sometimes uncontrollable following male buds with my eyes having fantasies of our naked bodies tangled…..
you sure dont want to know what my desires are! I am very ashamed of being like that and hope you can accept me like that: fat, old, female, german and sexual unspectacular normal. Not in a cis way binary but hell and yeah I am not even vegan. I am vaccinated and to spoil it all roman catholic.
So no chance to have a rainbow flag, a parade, a musical or a chanson for that.
I know this will force me to stay in the Rock n Roll, Punk, Classic and Jazz corner, for the rest of my life! I have to wear normal clothes like hoodies and jogpants, without bling bling, no extended Makeup or hairdos…
No silky underwear or nipple tassles, no silicone boobs, extended lips or Botox. No spanking…
I am so sorry for that! I know this is a hard fate for a creative artist. I am dealing with it so I hope you dont blame me for that.
Dont tell anybody! This could ruin my career completely!
What career?
Um You know my.. career the things I am doing..
You know….
Vacuum cleaning twice a week is no career!
Hate you cis bitches! Hate you!
Fuck off you “normal” you….
Aren’t you a bit old to still having the painters in?
(Throwing a cushion..)
If only you were attractive…. but no not even that!
The most artistic thing you ever did was dancing and squeeking like a pig in the living room because a big spider ran over the floor…
And surely no one would pay a cent to see a show like that.

Not? Hmm OK!

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